he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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