i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
