Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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