you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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