I can tuck mytits in my pants
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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