he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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