Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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