Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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