mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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