i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
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