They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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