you win again, gameday.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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