The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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