I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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