i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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