69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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