this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
COCAINE IS GR8
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
My feet surprised me
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