..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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