Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Shame - the story of my life.
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