It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
