Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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