Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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