this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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