The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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