that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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