Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I am one with the molecules
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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