what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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