so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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