I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
