I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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