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(859): View more from Kentucky

What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?

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(916): View more from California

I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here

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(440): View more from Ohio

we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.

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(847): View more from Illinois

i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding

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(831): View more from California

So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.

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(310): View more from California

so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.

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(619): View more from California

He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.

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(916): View more from California

Yep. How's your hangover?

(1-916): View more from California

It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

My hands smell like vagina and ham.

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