Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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