He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
be right there i have to get my cape
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Randomize
