Me too!
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
