Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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