All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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