there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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