Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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