god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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