found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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