I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
