I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
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