do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
