Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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