Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Randomize
