Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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