The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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