just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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