I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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