she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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