Who did Billy Mays play for?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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