He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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